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Violetta, 30, tall and elegant company in Oud-Zuid
Serious on screen, the funniest person at the table by nine.
- Age
- 30
- Based in
- Oud-Zuid
- Height
- 178 cm
- Hair
- Long black, sleek straight
- Eyes
- Brown
- Build
- Tall and slender
- Languages
- English
- Manner
- Mysterious, elegant, confident
- Dress
- Sleek desert-gold glamour
- Between flights
- Swimming, stand-up comedy, bookshops
- Fare
- From €180 / hr
Violetta, frame by frame
Every frame is checked before it goes on the board. Tap any one of them to see her set full screen, then step across it with the arrow keys or a swipe.
About Violetta
Reads as unapproachable on the profile, turns out to be the one making everybody laugh. That gap is the most enjoyable thing about Violetta, and it closes within about fifteen minutes of the first drink. She is 30, and the elegance in the photographs is real, but the mysteriousness is largely a trick of the light and a face that does not smile on command. In a room she is direct, dry and very quick.
Stand-up comedy is the reason, followed closely rather than casually, weeknight basement rooms where most of the line-up is unknown. Stacy is her usual accomplice in that. Second-hand bookshops are the quieter habit, the ones with no system, where she buys far more than she can carry, which Patricia also does. Swimming is the third and least glamorous, several mornings a week, and it is where the composure comes from.
Height 178, tall and slender, black hair sleek and long, brown eyes, English. Sleek desert-gold glamour is her term for it, and five frames are published here, taken on desert rock in daylight and in golden light.
She is listed under Oud-Zuid, which puts the concert hall and the park at the end of her street and the airport within a predictable half hour. Very little rattles her: move a dinner by two hours and the only question back is where to.
Book her for a dinner with a show afterwards, or for a table of people you need to be on good form for. Rates begin from €180 per hour, and a longer evening is priced in advance and stays at that figure, with nothing recalculated at the end of it. Her arrival time is given as a minute rather than a window, and it is kept.
An evening with Violetta
Two options, and Violetta is happy with either. The first is dinner with a show after it: a table near the Concertgebouw end of Oud-Zuid, a short walk from her street, then a weeknight basement room where most of the comedians are unknown and half of them are good. She follows stand-up closely, and by nine she is the sharpest wit at the table, which almost nobody predicts from her photographs. The second is a dinner where you have to perform, colleagues or strangers, where she is direct, dry and very quick, and where she will have the difficult guest on side by the second course.
Either way the afternoon, if it is free, goes to second-hand bookshops with no system, from which she buys more than she can carry. Swimming at dawn is where the composure comes from. Shift dinner by two hours and she asks only for the new address. She states her arrival as a single minute and keeps it.
Violetta is on tonight's board.
Violetta is excellent for a dinner with a show afterwards and very good at a table of strangers, so mention the company you will be in when you write.
